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Airborne Army
$ 16.98$ 32.99
Airborne Army Emblem
Since 1942, Imperfectly Good Soldiers, Jumping out of Perfectly Good Airplanes. Nothing sums up the Airborne divisions of the US Army quite like a terrifying fighting force that can get Air-Uber'd to your sorry location. Be dealt with swiftly and evaced in a seat worse than the Economy seating at most airlines. Not to mention, they do this for fun. This is a force so mind-boggling efficient and deadly, it does the impossible, see to send out most Airborne divisions, you need approval from Congress. That's right this airborne human deletion division gets the Democrats, Republicans and Independents to agree that such and such needs to disappear with prime shipping...truly terrifying. Destined to kick names and take tail the US Army Airborne Soldiers are destined to be badass and have bad knees after retirement.
Truly, an awe-inspiring force of American Might!
- Officially Licensed product of the U.S. Army
- 60% ring-spun combed cotton / 40% poly
- High quality screen printing
- Double stitched