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    Engineers - Marines

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    Marine Engineers
    Nothing is scarier than a Marine with a degree in substance-material deletion. A Grunt capable of exact mathematics to make said thing disappear like Houdini. The Magical Marine Engineer is a beauty of nature. Similar to its Army cousin, bill-nye-the science grunt will almost always utilize stupid and copious amounts of explosives for any if all demolition, and hell why not? Also construction jobs. Similar to our late Houdini, the Grunt Engineer can also make people disappear just as well- if not better than his infantry counterparts because he gets the cool stuff. Whereas we as kids have silly putty, the Marine Engineer has that serious putty, the C4 plastic explosives, from wall deletion to door hinge, frame, and dude-behind-said-door annihilation. The Marines love their engineers and the Marine Engineers have a never-ending competition to see who can use the most explosives for the most arduous and totally serious-utmost-clandestine-except- not-at-all of missions, pitted exclusively against our Army Engineers, God help, well actually no- our enemies.
    Our United States Marine Corps Engineers!
    • Officially Licensed Product Of The United States Marine Corps
    • 60% ring-spun combed cotton / 40% poly
    • High quality screen printing
    • Double stitched